Imagine Being the 1 Billionth App Downloader

Imagine if it was your iPhone that downloaded the 1 billionth iPhone app. What would it be like? What would you want it to be like? I know for me it would be like balloons falling from the skies, a big phat check of an undisclosed amount, free apple products for a lifetime, high fives from apple retail workers....."wake up, wake up". Just a dream just a dream. What would your dream be like?